It’s the Eucharist! Bon Apetit!

Chips and salsa. I like me some nachos! Jesus says that these nachos are his body and blood. They’re special nachos!

Thank God for sending Jesus to declare Ritz crackers with tomato bruschetta his body and blood.

Yes Jesus, I love toast. Thank you so much for serving these with communion, pastor! Love them! Toast and jam is my favorite mid-church snack so far.
And Jesus said, “Do this in remembrance of me.” You cannot override the eucharist. Turning it into a snack does just that. By the way, what other snacks can you suggest would make a good “eucharist” for the advocates of mere “symbolism”?


About newenglandsun

A student. Male. Passionate. Easily offended. Child-like wonderer. Growing in faith, messing up daily.
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