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Hourly Hall of Shame

Sometimes, I wonder, why bother… Servus Fidelis gets a spot on my hourly Hall of Shame for the following comment: Acceptance of homosexual clergy, women priestesses, contraception, et al. Its easy to call someone a pessimist. It is harder to … Continue reading

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Daily Hall of Shame

Congratulations Steve Brown! You have earned a spot in my daily hall of shame! Steve Brown: AIDS is offensive to God. No possibility of new life is offensive to God. But, HE gave us free will. All members of the … Continue reading

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Before the blood-bath

I have a fear that Mother’s most recent post is starting a blood-bath right now and I am hoping I can save her from the oncoming madness starting. Already Servus Fidelis is being his usual nudginess. I don’t know why he … Continue reading

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Farewell forever?

I pray earnestly and fervently for our re-unification but this relationship has regretfully become too much for me and I am now left wondering if I lost you even before this recent tragedy. I pray God fills you with humility … Continue reading

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a prayer for mother…

O Lord Jesus Christ our God, You hold all creatures within the Father’s love and allow who believes in You to wander from the presence of the Holy Spirit. Have mercy on your servant Jessica Hoff whose mind is darkened … Continue reading

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Never give up Rose!

Today, Rose posted again about her fight for the Latin Mass to return to the Western Rite in Rome. I am an odd-ball Anglican that has much respect for the Tridentine Mass. Today, our Vicar General dedicated our Mass for … Continue reading

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Resurrection?

NEO talks about Mommy’s journey as of recent as a bit of a “resurrection”. I think she has shown us two different faces of herself though. As of recent, she has been doing nothing but attacking my own views on human … Continue reading

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Christian marriage p2

I needed to add something onto this. Some have not the ability to pro-create. How can they aspire to the command to pro-create when they cannot pro-create? The pro-creation command to male and female is first and foremost derived from … Continue reading

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My suggested main strategy to ending all debating going on on Mommy’s blog

That the debating must stop is a non-negotiable issue. Mommy tells me if I don’t like their arguing, I can stop reading the blog. My issue is that it is advertised as a Christian blog and many people who come … Continue reading

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STOP ARGUING LIKE LITTLE KIDS!!!

This is an angry response to the arguments going on on Mommy’s blog frequently these days. Especially these last two days. Do you kids think that these arguments actually help any one come to know Jesus?!? There are many Catholics I … Continue reading

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Anglicanism and the eucharistic sacrifice

I may have misunderstood Mommy but it seems that she thinks Anglicans have historically rejected the eucharist as a sacrifice. The ancient Elizabethan prayer book, after the Communion, reads as follows: O LORDE and heavenly father, we thy humble servaunts, … Continue reading

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Transubstantiation or not?

Okay, now that I have a new computer and therefore more time to articulate my thoughts, I want to put together a more solidified response to Mommy’s article posted today challenging the Catholic doctrine of transubstantiation. Well, she starts with … Continue reading

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39 Articles in regard to transubstantiation

So Mommy has deemed me “plain wrong” in regards to Anglican condemnation (or lack of condemnation) on transubstantiation citing one of the 39 Articles. I figured she would… The Article in question reads as follows: Transubstantiation (or the change of … Continue reading

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Orthodox Church and transubstantiation

I have also talked with Lutherans of the LCMS church on this issue of transubstantiation as well in stating the question of consubstantiation vs. transubstantiation. Incidentally, contrary to the statements made by NEO and Jess in regard to this issue, … Continue reading

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Playlist for Mother

I will add songs per her request.

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Auntie Isabella/Elizabeth, Mother, and Mr. Stubborn

I am probably quite blessed to have two of the most intelligent women acting as a spiritual guide for me right now. Of course, they aren’t doing it alone–they are doing it with the help of God. Isabella calls me … Continue reading

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Bosco’s obvious selective Bible reading

Well I don’t know if Bosco will get it but… Clearly, while he wants Catholics to take literally the verse which says “call no man father” he does not take literally the part which says “this is my body” nor … Continue reading

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The problem with debates over social issues online

One of the major problems with these social discussions online is that people tend to misrepresent each other. So from an ongoing discussion on Enns’s blog we have some of these bizarre responses. First off, bizarre comments from Enns himself … Continue reading

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Now, now…why would you give up that piece?

When I was younger, I always saw amazing chess games where the player would give up one of his seemingly best pieces all in order to capture his opponent’s king and win the game. I always thought then that possibly … Continue reading

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Satan incarnate

jrj1701 knows exactly who this is.

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Of Doppelgangers and Practical Jokes

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Well that was fun. It seems our friend Newenglandsun hijacked Jess’ avatar to play a few practical jokes, pretending to be Jess. He did a good job too,  got her voice almost pitch perfect. Of course,…

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The problem with ecumenical movements

There is a problem with ecumenical movements these days. I’ve commented before on my issues with both the CBMW and the CBE. One of the major differences between the two is if you’ll note, the CBMW is compiled of Presbyterians … Continue reading

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Evangelical Bible Scholar Scot McKnight Blocked Me From His Patheos!

Well, this is odd. I’ve been blocked from James McGrath’s page twice–the first was for a misunderstanding and after that was cleared up, he unblocked me. The second was for swearing. This one though is odd. I was initially moderated … Continue reading

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Am I a fundamentalist?

My Evangelical friend and I have discussions some times where we both somehow end up accusing each other of being fundamentalists. I commented on Roger E. Olson’s blog a bit ago about my own understanding of fundamentalism and as it … Continue reading

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Dear Protestants,

Please stop misrepresenting Catholics. It’s starting to get out of hand. KentonS on Scot McKnight’s blog writes the following comment: “I get all that and I pretty much agree with your characterization of the man. At the same time, let’s … Continue reading

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Tammuz invented blue jeans and button-down shirts!

Tammuz invented all of the blue jeans, t-shirts, and button-down shirts that Bosco’s pastors wear! See? Totally a jean skirt, she’s wearing Denim–the religion of Babylon How sick and perverted of Bosco’s pastors! The religion of Tammuz lives on! T-shirts … Continue reading

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Why I hate family game nights…

Oh dear…we’re having one again at my house on Sunday. Two families felt it best to celebrate the fact that their daughters are now home with a family game night. The problem is that I’m the only one who hates … Continue reading

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Bill Maher believes baptism saves too!

“Hey we all believe in some sort of faith based malarkey! … No!” (1:35) Skip ahead to the unbaptism of Mitt Romney’s father-in-law at 4:06. Yes…I’m afraid that Bill Maher actually believes in baptismal regeneration which is why he is … Continue reading

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Thespacebarkeyistheantichrist

Notthepope,notobama,notgeorgewashington,notmuhammad,notjesus.thespacebarkeyisthetrueandfinalenemyofhumankind.amessagefromthelord.

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Adam and Eve–Real People?

Recently, I have changed my views on the book of Genesis and would term myself as a Co-Adamist. I believe this to be fully reconcilable with the orthodox catholic faith in its historic creeds. QVO isn’t convinced though so I … Continue reading

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Humility is Obedience to the Church

Originally posted on lessons from a monastery:
“[W]e keep unchanged all the ecclesiastical traditions handed down to us, whether in writing or verbally”. [The Decree of the Holy, Great, Ecumenical Synod, the Second of Nicaea (7th Ecumenical Council)] Tomorrow we…

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LET ME OUT!

I don’t want to be a Christian any more. There’s too much pain involved in it. It’s not my fault. God didn’t give me the gift of faith. If I go to Hell it will be God’s fault and if … Continue reading

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R.I.P. St Bosco

Folks, it saddens me that our very own St. Bosco has passed away. I looked up his obituary and indeed it is true. Wayne Carlton Howard of San Diego, California is dead. St. Bosco was always a lighthearted fellow even … Continue reading

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Venn Diagram for QuiaVideruntOculi (QVO)

QVO wanted me to make a Venn Diagram of the Pope’s role and authority.

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Sorry, St. Bosco

St. Bosco and I were having a wonderful conversation on his blog over the issue of Papal infallibility and the legitimacy of the Traditional Anglican Communion but it appears my comments are no longer being accepted by the PTB. We … Continue reading

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Dear Auntie,

I desire to be with you my Mother. I feel empty and yet, when you hold me, it calms me. I know what you are filled with and I desire to have what you have. Don’t let me go and … Continue reading

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SOMEONE PLEASE KILL BOSCO!

I AM DONE WITH HEARING NASTY COMMENTS LIKE THESE! how does bi-sexual work? Do you wake up in the morning and flip a coin…..heads its bunny hunny…tails is huevos across the nose. Help me out here. IF ANY ONE…AHEM…ANYONE PERMITS … Continue reading

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Thank You, Mother! <3

There are some mothers out there who cast this aura of light on their child as they hold it in their arms. This somehow, mysteriously, calms their ill-minded child in such a way that they forget the pain that was … Continue reading

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The Trinity Doctrine that St. Bosco Denies

http://www.ucg.org/booklet/god-trinity/how-ancient-trinitarian-gods-influenced-adoption-trinity/ you know…because it came from Babylon just like the Theotokos did…(sarcasm)

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Dear Momma,

I think I figured out what my problem is…I’m trying too hard to be one of the “big kids” when all I need to do is be your infant-child. It is hard for me because I just want to go … Continue reading

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help…Mother?

Dear Mother, I was talking to my deacon the other night and he was able to diagnose the problem I’m suffering with these days…it’s demonic infection. It damages your soul quite a bit. It damages your prayer life, it damages … Continue reading

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Dear Mother Jessica,

Do tell Father that this is the kind of exorcism I need… Go forth from him (her), unclean spirit, and give place to the Holy Spirit, the Paraclete. I exorcise thee, unclean spirit, in the name of the Father + … Continue reading

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Why Theology Matters

Originally posted on 3-D Christianity:
“Faculty of Theology (personification)-1” by Joker Island – Own work. Licensed under Public domain via Wikimedia Commons (This is a blast from my past. My first ever professionally published article, “Theology Shapes Everyone” was published…

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Bosco is Wrong, I’m Right

Me: Well Bosco, Ezekiel AND Revelation BOTH say there will NOT be a one world government so I believe it! Not some man named “St Bosco”‘s interpretation of it. Not some Catholic’s interpretation of it. I believe the Bible and … Continue reading

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Mommy?

Mommy, why did you forget me? Do you not know how much I suffer? How disoriented I become when you’re not available? I feel sad and lonely…I don’t like this feeling. Please help me. My own biological mother wants to … Continue reading

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Dear Auntie,

Please, please, please, please, PLEASE forgive me for that e-mail I sent you! I don’t know what got into me! And please, please, PLEASE continue to let me call you both “Mother” and “Auntie” and continue to call me your … Continue reading

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Don’t Forget “Our Song”, Mother

Of course, right now, I’m taking the female position and you can take the male position–“tell him that you miss our ‘little talks’”…

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Christianity–Philosophy or Person?

I recently ran across this post of Geoffrey RS Sales on Mother’s blog where he attempts to distinguish Christianity from an intellectual tradition by maintaining that it’s about a person. This argument came up from Fr. Robert Barron in his … Continue reading

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